Episodes
Saturday Oct 20, 2018
S03 E26 – Therapy Animals
Saturday Oct 20, 2018
Saturday Oct 20, 2018
OPENING:
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Sponsor: US Egg, Cartel Coffee Lab
FOLLOW-UP:
- AFL
- Monumental Day of baseball – Go Brewers!
THERAPY ANIMALS:
- What makes a TA a TA? Pet vs TA.
- Not just dogs - Daisy the Squirrel
- Jon is a therapy animal (for Jerry); accounting therapist for Brooke at chn
- Non-therapy animals (Cat Controversy)
- CS Dog Hall of Fame – The Plaque read
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
- Sponsor: US Egg, Cartel Coffee Lab
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Jon’s Paraprosdokians
PHOTOS:
Saturday Oct 13, 2018
S03 E25 – What’s Sex Got To Do with It?
Saturday Oct 13, 2018
Saturday Oct 13, 2018
OPENING:
FOLLOW-UP:
- Tom Petty and the search for the perfect cup of coffee
- Baseball Celebration Time Broadcaster Bob Uecker celebrated with the Brewers - MLB.com
- Tyler White Astros Astros' everyman is defying the baseball odds - New York Post
- Yasiel Puig Dodgers Yasiel Puig kisses Charlie Culberson after play | MLB.com
- J. D. Martinez Red Sox How J.D. Martinez Became a Red Sox Superstar—And the Astros …
- Erik Kratz Brewers Erik Kratz is the best story of the 2018 MLB Postseason - MLB Daily Dish
What’s Sex Got to Do with It?
- We were taught that homosexuality was a disease
- Sex, gender, illness
- Gender is a moving target
- The LGBT acronym has a Q at the end
- Is the Q mean “other”, or is it something else?
- Blondie comes up with a CNN show (Lisa Ling) to help us understand
- Magic Johnson is the way Lisa got this episode “sold”
- It all comes down to IDENTITY, not sex (orientation or binary gender)
- What kind of _______ are you without a gender or sexual orientation?
- Survival is the issue! Self loathing -> Self harm -> Suicide
- Road to Acceptance by Green Day (performed HERE; lyrics only HERE)
- I always waste my time just wondering
What the next man thinks of me
I'll never do exactly what I want
And I'll sculpt my life for your acceptance - It's just like our brain
When it goes insane
We feel the same pain
- I always waste my time just wondering
- Does gender dysphoria have PTSD-like symptoms?
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
- Sponsor: ManGlaze
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Vince’s groaners
PHOTOS:
Saturday Oct 06, 2018
S03 E24 – DEATH CAB!
Saturday Oct 06, 2018
Saturday Oct 06, 2018
OPENING:
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Peggy Sue, RIP
- Sponsor: BeerMkr - All-in-one craft beer brewing machine
FOLLOW-UP:
- Geoffrey the Giraffe - He’s back! Toys R Us reopening? Group of investors planning comeback for the …
- Jon’s Pigeon Therapy article gets posted to Center for Humans and Nature’s City Creatures Blog City Creatures Blog | Connecting Humans and Nature | | Center for …
- ULC follow up (Jordan)
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE:
- Jeri’s fave band name
- MLB Postseason
- Tiebreakers (Cubs vs Brewers)(Rockies vs Dodgers)
- Wild Cards (AL- A’s vs Yankees) (NL- Cubs vs Rockies)
- AL Division Series 5 games (Yankees vs Red Sox) (Astros vs Indians)
- NL Division Series 5 games (Rockies vs Brewers) (Dodgers vs Braves)
- AL Championship Series 7 games
- NL Championship Series 7 games
- World Series
- Jon’s recommended sites on the highway to the World Series. MLB Postseason | MLB.com
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Jeri’s groaners
Saturday Sep 29, 2018
S03 E23 – Marry Me, Michelle!
Saturday Sep 29, 2018
Saturday Sep 29, 2018
OPENING:
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Sponsor: is also our anchor topic!
- Consumer Alert: an as-needed new segment (after consulting with our attorney)
FOLLOW-UP:
- National Mascot Hall of Fame with Al Spajer
- Jon’s History of Baseball in Chicago class (60’ 6”)
- Marilyn Monroe tawdry book addiction (11) plus numeric superstitiousness
MARRY ME, MICHELLE:
- Who will marry you, divorce you and bury you? (Michelle Obama)
- People (women?) want more than a civil ceremony; want an event.
- Who do you chose? Don’t think “minister”, think “person”!
- Paraphernalia (certificates, robes, registration, diploma)
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
- Sponsor: Universal Life Church
- Consumer Alert: Amora Super Premium Coffee Scam
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Vince’s groaners
PHOTOS:
Saturday Sep 22, 2018
S03 E22 – Two Mayors
Saturday Sep 22, 2018
Saturday Sep 22, 2018
OPENING:
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Sponsors: Beard Vape Co. and Aspire AIO Vape Kit
FOLLOW-UP:
- Kavanaugh: “Have I got a card for you!”
- Rahm writing a book on mayors
- We Fed an Island – the book to read on Puerto Rican devastation
TWO MAYORS:
- Rahm - not running for re-election mayor
- 21 Mayoral Candidates- still counting; get in line
- General Mayor Election Feb & Runoff April
- Jon – Party for Animals Candidacy
- Humans are only living species destroying Earth
- We are exploiting the animals that know how to properly live on earth.
- City creatures, like rats and pigeons, deserve more respect.
- Urban Golfing in Urban Nature Reserves
- Urban Agriculture with best green practices
- New Obama Presidential Museum Site
- Jon – Party for Animals Candidacy
- Jeri – Eunuch Mayoral Candidate for 2022
- “My party is zero, my gender is zero, my sexual orientation is zero. Even my name is neutral. It’s time to have a eunuch run your city—a results-driven, objective person without bias of any kind.” – Jeri
- Run a clean campaign – taking zero outside, institutional money
- Take Austin out of the 1960’s and into the 21st Century through adult education
- Affordable decentralized energy – Austin Power and Light becomes Austin Climate Control
- Free public transportation – monorails and gondolas (eminent domain)
- Better business through realistic, de-institutionalized education that’s truly accessible by young people
- Healthiest food supplies via decentralized urban agriculture and native animal husbandry
- Let animals restore our ecosystems by living among us again as animals rather than as pets
- Better health through the world’s best medicine and treatments
- Addiction education for all that includes inconvenient truths
- Eradicate bullying, spousal abuse, road rage, school/workplace shootings, equal pay, PTSD, and LGBTQ issues with a proven treatment (micro-dosing)
- Forget about marijuana legalization and gun control (see prev point)
- Make people sacred, not crucifiction sites (churches)
- Jeri – Eunuch Mayoral Candidate for 2022
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
- Sponsors: Beard Vape Co. and Aspire AIO Vape Kit
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Vince’s groaners
Saturday Sep 15, 2018
S03 E21 – In Search of Value
Saturday Sep 15, 2018
Saturday Sep 15, 2018
OPENING:
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- DL.14 call to action
- Mascot Museum - back on Jon’s radar. Al gives him call.
- Sponsor: Kahwa Coffee
FOLLOW-UP:
- Gass-fed cows, methane (environmental hazard), farting horses (1957).
IN SEARCH OF VALUE:
- Cheap - Parsimonious - Frugal - Thrifty - Value Oriented
- Value Inversion - Tediously chasing value
- Value beyond dollars - An experience to remember.
- Value Deprived - Cheated but not larceny i.e. ripped off
- Value is in the eye of the beholder
- St. Petersburg Trip - A baseball journey in the search for value.
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
- Tampa Bay’s coffee of choice: Kahwa Coffee
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Jon’s groaner
Photos
Friday Sep 07, 2018
S03 E20 – Crazytown
Friday Sep 07, 2018
Friday Sep 07, 2018
OPENING:
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Why we’re recording on Friday and the value inversion phenomenon.
- The office incense incident.
- Jon’s wardrobe malfunction.
- Sponsor: two unique tours
- Untouchable Tour In Chicago
- Bat-Watching Kayak Tour in Austin
FOLLOW-UP:
- Allan Cox - RIP
- Larry Roth turns 80
- Dowel vs. Nested Dolls
- Kavanaugh - 20 Questions
CRAZYTOWN (ANCHOR TOPIC):
- Five events leading to Crazytown:
- Trump becomes Putin’s poodle at Helsinki for millions to see
- Hundreds of kids taken from parents at US/Mexico border and not returned
- Manafort convicted; Cohen sings
- McCain’s funeral where Megan McCain shames all current politicians
- NYTimes Op-Ed: I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration
- Who penned the Op-Ed?
- The Ice Cream Bowl Solution (ICBS) to the pickle the president is in
- Operation Kidnap (OK) - the operational back end of ICBS.
- Why OK?
- Putin is his father’s son
- Trump is Putin’s man
- Mueller and Kelly pull the levers
- Secret service supplies witness protection
- The US will not devolve into civil war
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
- Two Unique Tours
- Untouchable Tour In Chicago
- Bat-Watching Kayak Tour in Austin
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Vince’s groaners
REFERENCES:
- Active Measures documentary
- New York Times Resistance Op-Ed
- All the Theories on Who Wrote the Anonymous Anti-Trump Op-Ed
PHOTOS:
Saturday Sep 01, 2018
S03 E19 – Your Testicles & You
Saturday Sep 01, 2018
Saturday Sep 01, 2018
OPENING:
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Sponsor: Clinton Presidential Library
FOLLOW-UP:
- McCain - Dark Moments Made the Man
- McCain is the country’s Leave It to Beaver
- Holy Toledo - Baseball Mecca
- Vieques Island update - They’ve got the power!! The 2018 Travel Guide to Vieques
YOUR TESTICLES & YOU:
- Why are we talking about this?
- Jerry, Jon, WT and Sean’s unexpected experiences involving their scroti.
- Validation or why many men (and women) are eager to show their surgical battle scars. (“I’m not hallucinating, am I?”)
- We’ll have Sean and WT on future shows for follow-up.
- Here are some unexpected things that we learned:
- Generally:
- We all start out as women.
- Testosterone and Estrogen are VERY similar chemically.
- Regarding genitalia, men are inside-out women with their own form of fallopian tubes through which testicles descend.
- A eunuch’s unique position on the LGBTQ spectrum and Jon’s single problem with accepting his brother’s non-binary gender (credentials).
- Specifically:
- After an Orchiectomy, a scrotum doesn’t know its balls are gone.
- After abdominal surgery fluids and/or blood can collect in the scrotum.
- Scrotal swelling makes it difficult to find the penis (hidin’ from the law).
- Generally:
- References:
- On Amazon Prime: Balls - a Documentary
- The Eunuch Forum (no link intentionally)
- Johnny Dangerously’s Your Testicles and You
SPONSOR (FULL READ):
ANCILLARY TOPICS:
- Vince’s groaners
PHOTOS:
Saturday Aug 25, 2018
S03 E18 – Animal House
Saturday Aug 25, 2018
Saturday Aug 25, 2018
Show Notes
Opening
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Sponsor: St. Louis Dog Museum
- The Wedge Hammer-on Guitar
- Shout out to Sean’s Seton Hospital nurses and doctors
Follow up Items
- Mascot Museum -
- Hallmark/Alicia Witt
- New Manglaze Nails
Animal House (anchor topic)
- Alligator/lady Hilton Head alligator attack:
- Moles/mom
- Pigeon Man, Pigeon Man: Chicago
Sponsors (full read):
Ancillary topics
- Vince’s groaners
Photos
Saturday Aug 18, 2018
S03 E17 – Coffee Talk
Saturday Aug 18, 2018
Saturday Aug 18, 2018
Show Notes
Opening
- What’s the weather like?
- What shirt are you wearing?
- Sponsor: Bulletproof Coffee (BPC)
- [At this point the Bro’s drink their freshly brewed Bulletproof beans]
Follow up Items
- Mascot Museum - Remember, it’s for the kids
- Shit Show - A Call for Help
- Pigeon Research - Rights under Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Andrew Cuomo's accidental crime?
Coffee Talk (anchor topic)
- Bro’s review the hot coffee they had
- The Bro’s drink their Bulletproof cold brew coffee drink.
- Jon adds creamer
- Jon then microwaves it
- Jerry’s head explodes
- How did we get here? (Jon’s evolution)
- Coffee cup snobbery and spousal management
- Pure and simple coffee snob
- Why do we drink coffee
- what's in it?
- Is it good or bad for us?
- Can it be a tool for cognitive enhancement?
- What is bulletproof coffee? (A Chicago necessity?)
- MCT oil, the bends, and the brain-blood barrier.
- What’s the deal with grass-fed butter? (Omega-3 v omega-6).
Sponsors (full read):
- Bulletproof Coffee - review of cold brew BPC the bro’s just ingested.
Ancillary topics
- Vince’s groaners
Photos